Call me, GUARANTEE Satisfy or MONEY BACK!

OhhHH ..... uhhh la la ~

Does my words grab your attention ???

That's the word used by SOMEONE with my info over the
Social Networking website .....

Q : Where ??
A : errrr... tagged.com .... * some friendster alike website...=_="
Q : How??
A : By stealing my photo over this blog and googling my info....
Q : How??
A : =_= ..... go to google, type any info about me.
The whole page..... blik plakk blikk plakKKk comes out....
Q : Serious ?????
A : Yeaaa.... as easy as ABC. That's why it didn't give me a shock
to see a fake account of mine + the info ..... =__=

I wanna see , I wanna see !!

Owh... sowee, the account's deleted due to imposter.
If that COWARD set another one sooner or later....
I'll guide you there for a visit , OK ??
But nothing to see one, seriously.... =_=" .....

YeRrrr.... why they so FREE one ??

ummm... I don't think they are free, that's why I feel so Ker Lian with him.
Until now, I couldn't confirm that COWARD is a girl or guy....

If she's a girl, she must be UGLIER than me....
First of all , I got NO HUMP, I got NO LUMP....
I wonder what she's so jealous about ......... @@ ~
Don't tell me because I own a cute MOLE .... ??
Oh baby, I can draw for yew....
you can even have a bigger one with heart shape!!

If he's a guy , walao.... he must be very weak, must be a SHE-MALE!!
Most of da guy pamper me...
awww coz I'm good in flirting ( wahhhh, siao ar !!! )
umm.... I'm simall simall size, weak and ding tong....
Old fashionated auntie dress like a sotong....
Move and talk's like a balitong .....
Every proportion of me doesn't goes LONG......

So.... if HE's a guy....
I can't imagine how "Kia si lang" he is comparing to me.
One word = T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E

Sometimes that SHE-MALE will drop by my blog.
Either SHE-MALE will bomb my shoutbox or comment.
Ofcoz comment bad thing la.... what's the best he can do.... =_="

When I'm free, I'll entertaint abit lor....

WHY???

Adoiii..... he work so hard just to make sure I had a bad day.
If I don't give any expression..... abit Ng Bei Min .... rite??

There's a few guide to make me feel bad...
1) I dislike hello kitty. This will definitely increase my temper abit.
- arloww....at least abit rite....


2) I feel terriblely sad if I know I'm FAT
- but not yet reach that level


3) You're single coz you're gay
- any abnormal human with no sex preference. I LIKE IT =_=


4) Improve your english laaaa bitch
- this is hurt ..... woooOOo......


5) ummm.... what else ar????


This is the best I can do... =_=" ~
I'm an idiot ...........